Thursday, December 18, 2008

Rab ne banayi jodi

Back from watching Rab ne. As has become the norm in all Sharukh movies there were a lot of love lectures. So as per the movie let us define love
To Panni the female lead, love happens when :-
1) u are married to a man as old and perishable as the gobi manchurian u bought last week; that after you being the hottest chick in all of punjab, harayana, himachal combined
2)ur man fantasizes dancing with u in a church with 233 sardar kids holding candles to u.
3)ur hubby shows no signs of biological curiosity after being married for what seems like a decades.
4)hubby dearest has a friend Sunny who is strongly suspected to be gay.
5)u still dont flee with the next best option in town - An eve teasing, soppy movie dialogue spouting, colourfully dressed jat

To Suri (SRK) love happens when :-
1) wifey shows up on party and saves ur izzat.
2)wifey knows u suck but doesn't say so.
3)its ok to use the facilities of Punjab Power to proclaim ur love.
4)its ok to tempt wifey into adultery by being a miserable mouse in one avtar and a mindboggling moron in avtar2
truly rab ne banayi jodi..this love story made my eyes go moist