Saturday, March 31, 2007

While I was away...

Jeez,I am so sorry to have left for a vacation unannounced. A detailed description will follow but before that some pressing matters need to be addressed
1) India is out of the world cup.
I don't know why there is such a hue and cry about such a non issue. It was never about winning the cup, the world cup is always about scoring brownie points over Pakistan and didn't we do it in style. Unlike Pakistan we did not lose to a non test playing country but to Bangladesh which is ranked a very respectable 10th among the test playing nations. By trouncing Bermuda we let the whole world know that Bermuda is a country and not a boring chapter in Geometry and most importantly we got our coach back in one piece. So while India comes out of the world cup with a squeaky clean image, Pakistan looks like it is the epicenter of gonorrhea and syphilis. Well done boys. Bravo!!


2) Iran nearly triggers off World War 3
15 British sailors now find themselves in Iranian jails after fishing in trouble waters. Last heard, grown up men were fighting about who gets to keep the very obese lone female sailor. Will she be the face that launched a thousand ships?

3) LTTE has its own air force.
Wouldn’t have concerned me but had to catch a connecting flight at Colombo airport. What are the odds that LTTE would develop their own air force, the first time in their history and bombard a Sri Lankan air base adjacent to the international airport during my vacation period!!

Friday, March 16, 2007

Snow-Orhan Pamuk

Just back from finishing my latest novel Snow. Snow could be classified as one belonging to the genre of philosophy, a subject that I usually avoid. I must say this book has changed my perception and I am now itching to explore this new treasure trove.

Snow tells us the story of a professional poet (I never knew you could make a living being a poet) Ka who visits his hometown Kars to investigate the high rate of suicides among the headscarf girls. While he is at Kars he also meets up with the sweetheart of his student years Ipek who is now divorced. Kars being a border town and relatively inaccessible to the rest of the country is a hotbed for radical Islamic activity, making it a thorn in the flesh for the secular government and the omnipresent army. Elections are due shortly and the radical Islamic party is most likely to win the elections, which would hamper Turkey’s chances of making it to the EU. Heavy snow results in the city of Kars being cut off from the rest of the country, an ideal opportunity for disgruntled army men to stage a coup. The coup provides a wonderful opportunity to the nationalistic Turks to finish off enemies they deem a threat to the fatherland, without the fear of retribution from the Turkish government as their act would be considered patriotic.
Orhan Pamuk tell us this story trough Ka he poet who gets labeled an atheist by the radicals and a radical by the secularists .Ka apparently is unperturbed and his only concern is to save his skin. In the meantime he is busy wooing the gorgeous Ipek though I must add that I found the alacrity with which he indulged in unprotected sex alarming. (Literature is not always the best place to educate oneself about sex!!)
Ipek has a sister Kadife who is categorized as a fundamentalist and is hence constantly at odds with the rest of her more leftist leaning family. The story revolves around the lives of these three chracters,the choices that they make and the reasons that they stand by them.

While reading Snow you are always under the impression that Orhan Pamuk the author identifies strongly with Ka and views Turkey through his lenses Ka spares no one and views all with cynicism whether it is the Nationalists or the Islamists.
Ka laments the sad sate of affairs in Turkey where each group tries to impose their ideology on the rest of the country, none of which are acceptable. Ka makes his way through this maze remarkably well but towards the end of the story I found Ka to be rather weak, (too afraid to be happy cause it would be followed by sadness and so continue to stew in sadness. WTF!!)

To conclude I would say that Snow make an interesting read because the language is simple (don’t have to rush to the dictionary every 5 minutes) and the story that Orhan manages to weave through these characters is thought provoking. He spices such a weighty subject with a subtle element of humor which makes Snow all the more endearing.

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Drama in real life

I'm sad. While channel surfing today I came across a program on Animal Planet featuring an octopus. This lady octopus was heavily pregnant and was looking for a safe spot to build her nest. After finding a snugly niche among some rocks she proceeded to secure it by barring the entrance with smaller rocks. She then laid her mind-boggling 400,000 eggs. The eggs were so tiny; they couldn't have been bigger than grains of rice. Maternity care is not very popular with octopuses and so the young mother left her nest to grab some grub. Laying half a million eggs is a tiring job and the eels prowling nearby were quick to smell an opportunity. An adventurous eel started the proceedings by grabbing a mouthful of the octopus’ arm. While the eel latched on to the arm, the octopus struggled to free herself. Octopuses have a defense mechanism in which they confuse their adversary by spraying them with a jet of ink. Our octopus even tries this trick but the pesky eel just won’t let go. The heart rending tussle lasts a long time before a huge chunk of her arm breaks off and our octopus is free but only briefly before a swarm of eels pounce on her. Finally the poor thing dies but not before shooting a huge cloud of ink in the water, perhaps signaling that she went down with all guns blazing. In case you are wondering what happened to all those eggs?Yes,they will die soon without nourishment.

I wish the cameraman would have saved the poor octopus. The world would have been richer with half a million more octopuses:(.
Pray that their souls rest in peace…

Wednesday, March 7, 2007

The Departed


Had been waiting to see Departed for quite some time.Finally i did make a break for it this week.The only theatre still running it is Mayajaal which is some 30KM out of the city.Getting there is not as painful as it sounds as there is the beautiful ECR road to get you till there.The Departed is about the Irish mafia in Boston.Jack Nicholson is the head honco of the Irish mob who apart from doing regular evil stuff during his youth makes a smart investment with an eye on the future.He grooms a young lad to join the police force so that he could serve as an in house mole for him.The young lad grows up to be Matt Damon who serves his benefactor with extra ordinary devotion.

Leonardo Caprio is also a young lad with ambitions to join the police but unfortunately he has a past which makes him best suited for the role of an informer.
While Leonardo and Matt play the rat and mole game they have a common romantic interest in the police department psychaitrist.Towards the end as the suspense mounts so does the body count and you better not blink cause u would miss a kill.

I would say that Jack Nicholson as a profanity spouting mobster was outstanding.The movie is different from a usual gangster flick because it is hard hitting an un sentimental.I would rate it ****

Monday, March 5, 2007

Colourful me

Been an awful week.First I contracted something nasty which turned my eyes all red.The doctors diagnosed it as a case of severe throat infection and prescribed some antibiotics which were absolutely awful.By the next day I developed a rash and my imagination went haywire.I have always been sceptical of doctors opinions cause they see like a hundred patients a day and so I guess they are as prone as us Software Engineers to umm..humm..miss a bug.
I did my own research and zeroed on to chickungunya.I had all the symptoms of Chickungunya except severe joint pain though my mind started playing games and I could feel my legs go wobbly
Armed with my research I went back to the docs but no amount of yapping could convince them.They dismissed my rash as a reaction to the antibiotics and prescribed a new set for me.
I spent Holi with my eyes all red and face in different shades of blue, a colourful Holi of a different kind!!

Thankfully it seems the docs were right and I am now in the pink of health.